I just had to buy this shirt. As soon as I saw it, I knew I had to own it. I am such a sucker for pop culture and right wing religious values mixing. If anyone out there is actually familiar with the equivalent of third base, it seems funny this would be used as a stopping point for teenagers. Is that really considered abstinence? What exactly is the point after that? Not a whole lot, especially in my case. This is why I love this shirt so much. If you ever come across anything like this, please feel free to send it my way.