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Speaking of guilt, there is this store two blocks away from me in Ohio City called Hope Unlimited, Inc: A 12-Step Store. While that is funny enough to me, the best part is the sign hanging next to the door which reads in bright red letters: Under New Ownership. A fun game here is to try and figure out what happened to the last owner: could only help people make it to ten steps, fell off the wagon, etc….(feel free to add your own in the comments section).
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