Tuesday, September 13, 2005

Stronger Than Anthrax

Remember the Anthrax craze four years ago when everyone was trying to get their hands on Cipro because it was the only thing that could fight Anthrax? I know where people can get some now. I was just taken off Cipro because it isn't strong enough to fight whatever is going on in my body. A drug they refer to as the "power pack" is my new drug of choice. They still aren't sure what is wrong with me yet, but whatever it is, it must be stronger than anthrax. If you get any mail from me in the next couple weeks, you may want to have it examined first.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

damn. i hope you feel better soon. I don't want no more HMO docs rx'ing you illegal poisons.

don't worry, we'll sue.