Rx

A conversation Friday night with my friend Alison went something like this:

A: Well if you can't come out, what are you going to do?
M: Drink some whiskey
A: That can't be good for you
M: No! I heard it helps with throat and ear infections.
A: Conveniently enought that is what you have.
M: I know. Didn't that work out well for me?