About Face

People say Hillary Clinton is two-faced, but I beg to disagree. I believe she has so many more faces than two. I can't decide if she is the least or most photogenic person I have ever seen. Decide for yourself:

My Favorite Television Clip Of All Time

When I found this clip, I was ecstatic. My sister got me hooked on Laverne and Shirley when we used to own this clip on video cassette. I took it to college where I lost it, assuming it was never to be found again. Now I can own it forever thanks to YouTube.

Is This ESPN or Comedy Central?

Without ESPN.com, I wouldn't have had the following good laughs this morning:

1. Take a look at this picture of Maurice Clarett's car after his arrest yesterday morning. In his passenger seat you see two loaded guns, an empty bottle of top shelf vodka AND a lint brush. Apparently when you are driving around drinking straight from the bottle with two loaded guns and a bullet proof vest on you don't want cat hair and lint all over the place. I know where he is coming from on this one. I hate leaving the house with stuff on my clothes. You never know the impression this might make on a client or someone you are trying to gun down.

2.Then you have the sexual harrassment lawsuit against Isiah Thomas. The suit was filed by the former Vice President of Marketing for the New York Knicks, the team Thomas presides over. In the 12-page court document filed Wednesday, Thomas acknowledged he once touched Anucha Browne Sanders' shoulder, and may have even tried to kiss her on the cheek. But he insisted he did nothing wrong, reiterating his stance since the allegations were made public in January. He tried to kiss her on the cheek but he thinks that is okay. Since when is the workplace kiss on the cheek a normal practice?

Good times with our sports role models!

Honk, Honk

Today I had to go to van training at work. Today’s session entailed us sitting in a classroom for two hours getting lectured by a retired driver’s education teacher. We all remember what our driver’s education teacher was like, now imagine that person twenty years older as they say this to you:

“Safety precautions include using your horn. I am the kind of driver that likes to use my horn when needed. I guess you could call me a horny driver.”

True story.

Overheard At Ladies Night

“I would really like to be naked in public by the time I am 25 because after that I am going to have to settle down.”

-Random woman at the bar

Information You Can Only Get From A Student Newspaper

I can’t help it. This made me laugh out loud.

“Proceeds from both the university Pagan change drive and the Muslim Student Association bake sale are being funneled directly to Katrina survivors.”

How To Make Me Laugh Out Loud

Call me on a Sunday morning and when I don't answer, leave a message that says: "Oh you must be at church."